thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

(via contort)


levi-has-the-booty:


you are lying if this has never happened to you

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

(via fake-mermaid)


tapist:

Steve

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince, via fake-mermaid)


definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do a thousand times

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(via shouldnt)


yogaboi:

The next supreme
*boom*
  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it